It's Like Ted Striker In Airplane! All Over Again

The instructions from a box of Optrex, but I can't help thinking it looks more like a deliberately mischievous series of diagrams telling a new drinker what to do with vodka shots...

You've Probably Seen This Already, But If Not... Well, That's What I'm Here For.

Pretty much note-perfect, I'd say.

Yes, I Know: The Only Frequent Thing About This Blog Is This Kind Of Posting

A Buffy image, from the best part of a decade ago, and the cover of a vampire book which I saw on the shelves just today.

Hmm.