tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17000342.post5464256104705613482..comments2023-11-02T15:20:39.076+00:00Comments on John Soanes (Archived Blog): I Thought I Saw Some Rhubarb To Go With It, But It Was Just Celery With High Blood PressureJohn Soaneshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10412988669030237101noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17000342.post-8237902664868264812009-03-08T12:37:00.000+00:002009-03-08T12:37:00.000+00:00Fab ! Puts me in mind of the headlines section in ...Fab ! Puts me in mind of the headlines section in the Fortean Times...<BR/>JJohn Soaneshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10412988669030237101noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17000342.post-84908030454726299322009-03-07T23:39:00.000+00:002009-03-07T23:39:00.000+00:00Hello John.If you liked the Green Custard headline...Hello John.<BR/><BR/>If you liked the Green Custard headline, here's one from the <I>Telegraph</I> a couple of years ago:<BR/><BR/><I>Half naked bricklayer on a bender lunged at police with a four foot didgeridoo.</I><BR/><BR/>And my absolute favourite from way back:<BR/><BR/><I>Nudist welfare man's model wife fell for Chinese hypnotist from the Co-op bacon factory.</I><BR/><BR/>You really couldn't make it up. Well, I couldn't.Chris Halehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01488856144531588475noreply@blogger.com