You'd Think Being A WWII Super-Soldier Might Mean You Were Out Of Touch. Not Captain America, He And Beyonce Have Something In Common...

... unfortunately, like
Paula Radcliffe and many a late-night reveller in a CCTV zone, it's having your image captured whilst 'going toilet'.

I'm John Soanes, and this has been your Sunday morning dose of sophistication. Coming up next, a CD of Parzifal which makes it look slightly as if the titular character has his winkie on show. Four years studying Law , and this is how I spend my time? Believe me, I too shake my head in despair.