The Best Things In Life Are Free, But You Can Give This To The Birds And Bees

Free (well, you have to collect tokens) with the News Of The World last weekend: a pair of hair straighteners, as demonstrated by Nikki Sanderson, ex of Coronation Street, in the picture here.

Well, they're saying that they're hair straighteners, but on the basis of the picture, you'll be getting something more like a stapler.

I can only hope Nikki doesn't have to be anywhere in any kind of hurry, as with hair that long, and a pair of 'straighteners' that small, I think it'll be a while yet before she's ready to go out.