Please Note This Was In The Days I Needed Glasses (And I Wasn't Wearing Them At The Time)

Sauntering through Soho a couple of weeks ago, I spotted a chap who looked familiar.

"Oh," I thought, "that's Kevin Godley of Godley and Creme and 10CC. Perhaps I should go over and say how much I admire his work, particularly the video for Frankie Goes to Hollywood's 'Two Tribes'."

Then he drew closer and I realised it was in fact writer and TV presenter Howard Jacobson, who always seems an intelligent chap, but to whom I honestly have nothing to say.

One of the very rare occasions in my life when I actually avoided an embarrassing situation for everyone concerned.