Rare Sighting I Thought I'd Share With You

As these are so rarely seen in real life, I thought it was only fair that I share: behold, the lesser-spotted Parcelforce card.

According to Parcelforce's own procedures, they drop these off when they've knocked on the door to deliver an item, but you weren't in.

However, given that Parcelforce claim that they've tried to deliver a parcel to m'lady five times recently and on none of these occasions has a card been left, I have but one thing to say about Parcelforce's claim that this is their standard operating procedure: REALLY, PARCELFORCE? I MEAN, REALLY?