Saturday Morning, WHSmith -
Cashier:
Do you want to buy The Times? If you do, that bottle of water will be free.
Me:
No thanks.
Cashier:
Well, it'll work out cheaper if you do.
Me:
Maybe so, but it'll take more than that for me to touch The Times with these hands.
Saturday Evening, a Bar -
Quite Drunk Man:
… I mean, sometimes I just want to throw a brick through the window of Tesco's, or set the place on fire. I'm an anarchist. What do you do for a living?
Me:
Currently, I work for a branch of the Police.
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